Neighborhood hoochie!

Well Guys, It’s me Sarah and yes my ears are burning up from all the chatter around the hood, about me and my naughty ways. I just moved into my new place and I’ve got all the ladies in the hood pissed off because of all the repair men that have been over almost non stop. One day I had a repair guy just stop to see if I needed something fixed, if he was a couple of hours earlier it would have been his lucky day but the cable guy had just cum and left. I think the situation is starting to get out of control because last week when I called the plumber to clear out my pipes, the same guy that installed my alarm showed up with a shit eating grin on his...